instructions
first introductions
this is your lawyer
don't lesson and you will meet your destroyer 
do what i say it will save face
and most of all keep you safe
step 1
buy a gun
step 2
make money
step 3
be funny
step 4
make a powerful friend
step 5
when you need to pretend
step 6
find the right girl
step 7
let your plan unfurl
step 8
be great